Because I had a little day surgery yesterday.

And because I have a little thang about anesthetic, which I prefer to spell with an ae, but WordPress doesn’t.

Not too little.

Not too much.

Just right.

Signed,

Goldilocks

Today, for the Friday Happy Dance of JOY!!! hour with Lisa Kessler, aka @LdyDisney, a little dark HDofJ humor:

Waking Up Is Hard To Do

I also love their Breathe. You can see it here.

My anesthesiologist was great. He didn’t do the usual count — 10…9…8…7. FYI, I last until about 9. Zonk. He was tricky. My surgeon came in and started singing some rock song I really like, but can’t remember anymore — I got the good drugs — and cracking a joke about the anesthesiologist…

I laughed.

And then I woke up in recovery.

So, thank you Dr. Anesthesiologist for doing your job with the not too little, not too much, but just riiiight! and monitoring all those vitals and not so vitals… and not using the Clapper method.

Moving along before I get a tear in my eye.

For Writers ~ @ Bob Mayer’s Blog, Mayer’s Aggressive versus Obnoxious in the Land of Publishing. Click, writer, click.

For Writers ~ @ terribleminds, Chuck Wendig’s 25 Realizations Writers Need To Have. Wendig has a blunt style that I simply cannot look away from. I never miss his 25/100/500 whatevers. Click on over.

For Garden Lovers ~ @ The Art of Doing Stuff, Karen’s Vegetable Garden Plans: How much room will get you HOW many vegetables?! This is a post on a planting method called Square Foot Gardening. Part of a series. Click. Click. Click.

TGIF, baby!