Okay. I admit it. These aren’t FAQs. These are NAQs – Never Asked Questions – for which I’m going to give you answers anyway. NAQs will, at Elen’s discretion, be refreshed.

NAQ #1 – Who’s your favorite actor?
There are three. Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. And, Johnny Depp.

NAQ #2 – What is currently loaded on your iPod?
Too many songs to count.

NAQ #3 – What’s your favorite comic strip?
Doug Eat Dog, Sheldon, and WebDonuts

NAQ #4 – Who’s your favorite actress?
Meryl Streep

NAQ #5 – What’s your favorite season?
Snow-Hottie

NAQ #6 – If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
In the Bat Cave with Ranger. Move over Stephanie Plum!

NAQ #7 – Do you have a hobby?
Yes. Shoes.

NAQ #8 – What’s your favorite TV show?
Currently three — in no particular order, Downton Abbey, The Big Bang Theory, Castle

NAQ #9 – What is your favorite name for a story hero?
Jack.

NAQ #10 – Where do you write?
Over the garage.

NAQ #11 – What do you wear when you’re writing?
TMQ – too much question.