Would someone from Hogwarts please step forward and blink Christmas back into its boxes. Thank you.
2 hours ago, I tweeted…
I’m backing up a dumpster to my office today. I mean…decluttering. You?
This is the last stat holiday of the Season of Joy. Something to do with Christmas and New Year’s Day falling on Sundays, so Monday is the stat holiday. Here in Canadaland, we got the Tuesday after Christmas as a stat hol for Boxing Day.
I’m all stat holiday-ed out, and Epiphany hasn’t even arrived yet.
So. I’m still waiting for someone from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to flash over and wand Christmas back into the box. Hermione could use her time-turner and bring Neville Longbottom with her.
While I wait, I’m being held prisoner in my office by the filing warden. These our my tools…
This…
I call this Shredder Jaws.
And this…
This is an industrial strength declutterer.
Living the decluttering dream.
I’ll bet you thought this was going to be a “Be it resolved in 2012” post.
Unh-unh.
I’m too wigged-out on cookieschocolate sugar for that.
Back to my ordinary life in ordinary time tomorrow.
More For Writers ~ @ Girlfriends Book Club, Thank you, Writing Gods by Author Maria Geraci. Geraci describes a typical writing day now… then, then, and then… Clickety, click.
Go on, Readers. You know you want to. Click, click, and click.
Yeah. This is a blog quickie. The writing went very well yesterday. I’m counting on a repeat today. Well, just as soon as I get a hit of caffeine and vitamins — my early morning dynamic duo.
What would a blog month be without a little something from xkcd, the webcomic of Randall Munroe. He’s become my fave Mr. Funny. Be sure to click on the link. If you move your cursor over the comic at xkcd, the hidden text will be revealed. I wish I could do that for you here, but I can’t. C’mon. You know you want to.
