And this is how we’re rolling for Throwback Thursday — #tbt — this first Thursday in January.
And this is how the term Procrasti-writing came into being.
First posted January 27, 2009
So, yesterday I posted my burning question for the day. It was — What is your most desperate act of procrastination? The bottom of the barrel? The last resort?
I rolled out with rolling pennies, and invited others to divulge their procrastinating ways. In the comments section I found: rooting for worms, alphabetizing things, obsessively cleaning, and one comment that began: let S be the set of activities — at which point, my eyes glazed over. Just kidding! That be my favorite.
So, Keziah Fenton — a writer who knows how to have fun, a lover of all things Gerard Butler, dog mama to Ky, best friend forever — and I were on Google Chat later in the evening talking about her rooting for worms and she said, “Yeah. Procrasti-writing.” I’m paraphrasing here, because I’m pretty sure “yeah” isn’t in Keziah’s vocab. That be an Elenism. Just sayin’.
I said, “Okay. I’m stealing that term. I’m making it a category on my blog.” So, with her blessing, that is what I have done. It’s now in my category cloud. This is the first procrasti-writing post. Really. We’re co-sharing the term, just like the 20-somethings are co-buying real estate, becoming cohos — communal homeowners.
So.
Here it is.
Keziah says!
procrasti-writing — you know how that goes: the Word document is open while you clean the house, rearrange furniture, file recipes, brush the dog, scoop the yard — anything but write, but tell everyone you are.
And, of course, we have to add: penny rolling, alphabetizing, obsessive anything, and developing equations to limit your procrastinating ways.
My favorite part, and the key I think, to procrasti-writing is the last line. What do you think? Any procrasti-writers out there? Dish.
Today you got a twofer. That’s not going to happen again. Probably. Maybe. Unless, I’m procrasti-writing.
Thank you, Keziah.
Elen
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin. Keep those throwbacks rollin’…
Oops! Wrong song.
Or would those be throws back?
Is it quittin’ time yet?
E
You’ve been blogging since 2009?!* Really !!! That’s so shiz I never knew.
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Hahahaha. I’ve actually been blogging since October of 2007. I’ve got a few posts under my belt, and I’ve seen a few changes in the blogosphere. And now I think I need a martini because I feeling a wee old-timerish. 😀
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Ha,ha I need a tini too! I’ve only been at it a year. Good for you Elen. You should be my mentor, I promise to keep you in martinis.
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What about flipping the tables (not to procrastinate, but i suppose that would be one way)? Sometimes I write to put off doing other things. Like cleaning. Or making supper. Or bathing the kids. You know, important stuff. But if I want to put off writing I do that other stuff I said. I match socks to put off writing. Except, most of the time, my socks don’t match. Sorry for the rambling comment. I’m procrastinating reading other’s blogs.
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Procrasti-chores. Hahahaha. I like it. Also matching socks is a good one. It’s the navy and black that’s gonna kill you. That’s why all my socks are technicolor. 🙂
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I just don’t bother matching them 🙂 One grey sock, one black sock. Or a white one. Or one with polka dots and one with stripes. Life’s too short for wasting time matching socks!
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Sorry I didn’t comment earlier. Been Procrasti-commenting. It’s Friday!!
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Hahahahaha. And another good one.
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I used to organize my mp3 folder. 🙂
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LOLZ And I can so see you doing that. Happy New Year!
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I am a HUGE procrasti-writer! Because the short-term hit of endorphins I get from a shiny sink or a pile of freshly folded laundry far outweighs the anxiety of that blank screen. You know you’ve hit a low when you “reward” yourself with housekeeping chores if/when you make it to 500 words.
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LOL I would have to say yes! Thanks for making me laugh and for taking the time to leave a comment.
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