Snap, Snap, Snap… +

What could be better than National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day on a Monday?

Nothing, I say.

Snap! Snap! Snap!

Slurp decaffeine.

Snap! Snap! Snap!

I’m appreciating all over the place.

In Other News ~

All my WordPress spam this morning was about an opportunity to meet sexy girls in my city. Many opportunities from many different spammers.

Dear Spammers,

I guess you don’t read my blog. I live in Burbville in the Great White North. And right now we are up to our frost-bit ears in arctic windchill waiting for an Alberta clipper to dump haul-your-snow-blower-out-of-the-garage snow on us. We don’t use the blower for just a few inches in the GWN. Know what I’m sayin’?

We’re all running around with unshaven legs and armpits, wearing hats with earflaps and Pillsbury Doughboy snow pants with a flask tucked in the pocket, and unlaced boots with a couple inches of tread on them. We have icicles on our eyelashes. Eyes leaking. Noses running. I’m too delicate to use the word snot, but you get the picture.

So. You’ve sorely misjudged your audience.

kthxbai

And Monday is in the house.

Time to do your work thang.

Elen

9 thoughts on “Snap, Snap, Snap… +”

  3. Ha, ha just shaved mine (pits). It was a jungle I didn’t want to be in anymore. It feels like I went for a spa weekend, which is probably the only way I’d be appreciating this cold weather.
    Freezin’ my butt off over here in Southern Ontario.

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