Welcome to Elen’s Ward of Horrors…

I know. I’ve been MIA. I apologize. The plague is upon our house and Elen the Writer has left the building to be replaced by Elen the Badger. Ms. Badger says:

“Did you take your temp? No? Do it now.”

“Did you drink your juice/Perrier/water? No? Do it now.”

“Did you take your Tylenol/antibiotic? No? Do it now.”

“Did you eat your soup? No? Do it now.”

“Did you brush your teeth? Gargle some mouthwash? No? Please! Do it now.”

“You should sit up now.”

“You should sleep now.”

“You should get off the computer….NOW!”

“Um. You should shower. Yesterday.”

There is something viral and bacterial running through our house, and it’s ugly. Elen’s Ward of Horrors is open for business. Popsicles and liquids are on the menu. Bendy straws available upon request!

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PoolToday, we’re starting Rest & Rec Fridays. Friday posts will be all about leisure. Ease. Freedom. The Weekend. What we’re doing. What we’re planning to do. What we wish we could do. For instance, I’ve always wanted to learn how to play pool. I’m just not sure how to go about it. Is there a School of Pool? A Pool Boot Camp? Do I need a tattoo? I only ask, because it’d be the excuse I’m looking for to get something small and tasteful. (A fantasy of mine I could really get into, except for that little niggling worry about blood poisoning.) How many cals does it burn? Is there a dress code?

This weekend, it looks like I’ll still be staffing Elen’s Ward of Horrors. But, I can dream about next Friday. Oh yeah. So, what about you? Got any great Friday night plans? Is it date night? Are you just kickin’ back? Concert? Book? Workout? Sports?

Maybe Thursday is your Friday night. Or, Monday. Whatever the day, whatcha up to?

Elen

p.s. The Fisheye Lens photographs that you find here at my blog are the work of talented photographer, Sharon Dominick and found at iStockphoto.

4 thoughts on “Welcome to Elen’s Ward of Horrors…

  1. Dear Elen,

    It sure sounds like you’ve got your hands full! Pool School does sound fun, you let me know how that works out for you!
    Thursday nights start my weekend – there is nothing better than a girls night out. Drinks, Venting, Sharing… It’s nice. Especially if the drinks are FREE! šŸ™‚
    This weekend I plan on packing it in with some good movies for the most part. Otherwise I will be taking it to the mat for a mega weekend workout!

    Have fun Elen, and Stay UNSICK!

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  2. I see I shut down Mel’s Ward of Horrors just in time for you to open up shop.

    My weekend will be wrapped up in writing. It’s supposed to be warm, so I’ll take a break and walk a little and hopefully I’ll get my author pics taken this weekend, too!

    Hope everyone gets well soon!!!

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  3. Mel! Yes. It was very naughty of you to shutdown your ward like that.

    Ooh. Author pics. Verra cool! I’m so excited for you. I can’t wait to see the cover art. šŸ™‚

    Happy writing.

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