Okay. I admit it. These aren’t FAQs. These are NAQs – Never Asked Questions – for which I’m going to give you answers anyway.

NAQ #1 – Who’s your favorite actor?
I’ve narrowed it to two. Meryl Streep and Benedict Cumberbatch

NAQ #2 – What is currently loaded on your iPod?
Music. And lyrics. Mostly together.

NAQ #3 – What’s your favorite comic strip?
I can’t pin it down.
Doug Eat Dog and Sheldon and WebDonuts and xkcd

NAQ #4 – What’s your favorite season?
Snow-Hottie

NAQ #5 – If you could live anywhere, where would you live?
Right now? Prince Edward Island or Coastal Maine. Lobstah and Buttah.

NAQ #6 – Do you have a hobby?
Yes. Shoes.

NAQ #7 – What’s your favorite TV show?
Currently four — in no particular order — Downton Abbey, The Big Bang Theory, Call the Midwife, The Bletchley Circle

NAQ #8 – What is your favorite name for a story hero?
Jack.

NAQ #9 – Where do you write?
Over the garage.

NAQ #10 – What do you wear when you’re writing?
TMQ – too much question.