The Sven Report 4 – 24688/60k
Only 35312 to go.
Shortest report ever.
Sven is looking at me like he’s not taking any sass. Sass is all I have to give. Well, that and a cough lozenge.
I love that word — lozenge. It rolls off the tongue in a weird way. Pastille — that’s even better. ‘Course, maybe I’ve just had one pastille too many.
The Sven Report 3 – 18500/60k
Only 41500 to go.
Sven just gave a little grunt. I hope it’s a little grunt of approval. It is. Isn’t it, Sven?
Have you noticed how Sven never says anything in these exchanges? That’s because Sven doesn’t have to. It’s all in the body language. Right now, I’m watching his tight backside as he strides off the mat. There is absolutely no drool involved. Absolutely n o n e .
Is that his shoulders shaking? Yep. Definitely.
He’s got another sweater in his sights. Run! Run, Sweater, Run!!
Give a shout out for the exclamation point today. It’s my guilty punctuation pleasure.