Elen, holding the camera…
“Relax,” I say.
“I can’t hear you,” she says.
“Act natural,” I say.
“That looks like a biscuit to me,” she says.
“Smile,” I say.
“The biggest biscuit ever,” she says.
“Show me some tongue,” I say.
“This be my biscuit face,” she says.
A classic case of BFD. She has it.
.
.
.

Biscuit Focus Disorder