Elen, holding the camera…

“Relax,” I say.

“I can’t hear you,” she says.

“Act natural,” I say.

“That looks like a biscuit to me,” she says.

“Smile,” I say.

“The biggest biscuit ever,” she says.

“Show me some tongue,” I say.

“This be my biscuit face,” she says.

A classic case of BFD. She has it.




The only other time I get this kind of attention is when I have a biscuit in my pocket.

Biscuit Focus Disorder


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