It’s official. I just opened a Snow Stand on my driveway. Could be the street. Who can tell? I’m selling snow. 10¢ a bucket. No limit. Free goldfish with every bucket. Melt snow. Throw in goldfish. Yes. I have to charge you for the snow. Goldfish is free.
Where’s a cartoonist when you need one?
I console myself with a snow-hottie. He doesn’t even need a badass snowblower.
C’mere, snow-hottie. Baby, it’s cold outside!