Disclaimer: I would rather recite the Times Tables to 12 backwards, do an hour of Hot Yoga in a ventless room with a gassy camel, or have the window seat next to a Blutbad flying on Air Force One than write a BIO.

I am a writer of fiction. Golden Retriever girl. Flip-flop lover. Pop culture junkie.

Since I actually like digging in the same trench with the guy I married, I now call the wilds of suburban Canada my home. This is why I wear socks to bed from September to June.

Quotable Quotes

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~ Albert Einstein

The hardest thing about writing is writing. ~ Nora Ephron

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ~ Charles M. Schulz

I don't think about art when I'm working, I try to think about life. ~ Jean-Michel Basquiat