What’s a Ribfest without a midway?
What’s a midway without a Ferris wheel?
True Confessions ~
This is about my limit for amusement park rides.
I have a low threshold for thrills and chills.
As a kid, I had to be walked through the fun house with a flashlight.
There was nothing fun about the fun house.
Nothing much has changed.
I’m not your roller coaster babe.
It could happen.
In my imagination.
What’s your favorite amusement park ride?
Here be Friday.
Let’s all just take a ride on the Ferris wheel.
I call car #4.
You know what to do. Meet you
in the bar at the midway in 3…2…1…