23 hours ago, I tweeted…

Would someone from Hogwarts please step forward and blink Christmas back into its boxes. Thank you.

2 hours ago, I tweeted…

I’m backing up a dumpster to my office today. I mean…decluttering. You?

This is the last stat holiday of the Season of Joy. Something to do with Christmas and New Year’s Day falling on Sundays, so Monday is the stat holiday. Here in Canadaland, we got the Tuesday after Christmas as a stat hol for Boxing Day.

I’m all stat holiday-ed out, and Epiphany hasn’t even arrived yet.

So. I’m still waiting for someone from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to flash over and wand Christmas back into the box. Hermione could use her time-turner and bring Neville Longbottom with her.

While I wait, I’m being held prisoner in my office by the filing warden. These our my tools…

This…

I call this Shredder Jaws.

And this…

This is an industrial strength declutterer.

Living the decluttering dream.

I’ll bet you thought this was going to be a “Be it resolved in 2012” post.

Unh-unh.

I’m too wigged-out on cookies chocolate sugar for that.

Back to my ordinary life in ordinary time tomorrow.

Wahoo.