It’s National Avocado Day.

To celebrate, here are two clicks from 2016… about the last time I bought an avocado.

Hello $$$$!

Pulse Tacos!

This is before the carnage.

The Remains!

This is after the carnage.

Of course, it’s also National Raspberry Cake Day.

The raspberry bushes are raspberry-ing. I could make cake.

Cough!

Um. Somebody stands at the bushes and eats the raspberries as they ripen.

Where’s the cake in that?

I could blame it on the pigmunks, but there is surely some nosy McNosyson out there with an iphone and video who could totes prove it’s me.

I’m a raspberry bush half empty today.

Here be Hump Day.

Let’s eat cake.

Signed,

Elen the Wallpaper Stripper

P.S. Somebody please come save me from my interior upgrade. That is all.