Monday is dead to me.
Okay. Not every Monday.
Just this past Monday.
Yesterday.
The Monday when the undead chipmunk nibbled on all the ripe and ready strawberries in the garden crypt, and a few that weren’t, too.
The evidence.
And it’s not like I’m not willing to share.
You know.
All creatures great and small…
But the undead chipmunk left me nothing for my breakfast cereal.
Nothing!
The Kashi Go Lean said, Whaaaat? Blueberries again? Bananas again? Put a strawberry on it!
#putastrawberryonit
Then it went all limp and soggy.
He’s a real pigmunk.
I’d click a pic of the pigmunk, but he’s stealthy.
And he has a cloaking device.
A good likeness of the perp, the most wanted undead chipmunk.
Alias, Pigmunk.
And that’s my sorry Tuesday tale.
Elen
Elen Grey 
How dare he or she mess with your breakfast! Especially one that involves delicious strawberries. Surveillance camera maybe??
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Just so. It’s a sad day when a surveillance camera has to finally go up because of a pigmunk. 😀
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Pigmunk, I think you are too kind. I’ve just come up with at least 2 verra nasty names for the turd. I’m calling him by my favorite name for him and his kind – rat bastards. I hope you just totally grind that Monday in to the dust.
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Hahahaha. Don’t hold back, Kellie. I totally did some grinding, but I think it was my teeth. 😉
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Sorry for your loss. As in #sorryforyourloss. This was very fun. At your expense, but fun. Now, go one, get outta here and get yourself a kitty. A good hunter kitty.
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LOLZ I have the funniest readers. You’re probably right. Golden Retrievers are just too friendly. 😉
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That little f’er!!! Of course he couldn’t eat one full berry and leave the rest. No, it’s a nibble from each just to rub it in. You need to call in the Rat Squad.
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Y’all have strong feelings about pigmunks. Just sayin’. LOL This may be karma. My great aunt Ruth had a watermelon patch. On a hot summer day, we’d walk through the patch together. She’d cut open melon and we’d eat the heart out and move to the next. Her patch. Her rules. Kinda wish I hadn’t remembered that. 😉
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What a great story about an elder showing you how to break the rules 😋
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I think sharing is nice, but that should a least involve some courtesy and not eating the whole lot. And sharing doesn’t mean free for taking either. I think you need to teach this chipmunk some manners!
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I think you’re right, Otto! LOL He never stops to chat though. He’s like the energizer chipmunk!
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